A fork of Rural Dictionary
The signature 'sympathy dish' people bring to your house when your life is crappy and they feel sorry for you
You: Man, I feel like shit. I just got dumped via text message, my car crashed into a tree, I'm pregnant and my dog ran away
Your friend/neighbor: Knock knock! I've brought you a casserole!
A series of shit things put together that result in a less than satisfying outcome.
The moron made a complete casserole of the one task he had to do
How did the suit fitting go?
It was awful, he'd made a complete casserole of it.
A bunch of random shit thrown into a pan, covered with cheese, and baked in the oven.
Basically if you cooked a fridge.
Mom: "I didn't know what to make for dinner tonight so I threw together a casserole with everything in the fridge that was about to go bad. I love casserole!"
Me: *thinks of an excuse to not eat at home tonight*
An especially nice dump
“They’re still working with Leo on his toileting – it’s about time, he’s entering kindeegarden soon!” said Grandmaw, “ – so we were happy when the tike left us a nice casserole in the powder room w.c.”
“I thought I smelled something,” said Kath.
“No, that’s the venison stew,” said Grandmaw. “Soup’s on soon.”
Her homeys consigned Beatrice to the garret of Delta Sigma Theta, which had a private bath. When she protested, she was told that her casseroles were too fragrant for the shared space below.
Another word for penetration.
Oh Frank! Casserole me! Harder please!!