A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some form of hardcore alchoholic drink, that is so strong you skip the stage of tipsy and doonage straight away.
- best said in the deepest voice you can muster up.
Guy 1: "Hey man, pass me some DOON
Guy 2: "you sure, that skips doonage stage man"
Guy 1: "STFU and give me some you A to the H."
1. A person that no body is friends with that lurks behind a group of friends and adds awkward comments that kill the convorsation.
2. A chubby looking kid that you spot across the room laughing really loud while making a ridiculous face
"Look at that kid. Why is he the biggest doons?"
A doon is a foolish person, doing something stupid. Mashup of Doofus and Goon.
Boy: What are you doing, you doon!
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Girl: You're a complete doon!
A penis, often people say that a doon is a black mans penis but they are full of shit. it is a penis, doesnty matter on race, religion or doon size.
these pants are making my doon itch
did you see that chick last night? she was all over my doon
hey jake! you have a pin doon