A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging
man quit being a dial up and get a move on.
A person who hasn't caught up with the 21st century.
If your cell phone flips open, you're on dial up. If your car is wood-paneled, you're on dial up. You're on dial up if your t.v. has a tube in it.
The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve
Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because: 1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following) 2. They don't know about other ways to connect 3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed. it sounds like a robot being tortured.
Online Conversation: Pete- Sup dawg? MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding! Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin? MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!
A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line.
Dial-Up: Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy! Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer. Susie- o_O