A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awesome man with an elephant penis. He must wrap his penis around his waist 17 times before he puts on his pants.
Having sex with an E-Rock is the 1001th way to die.
a mammal inhabiting the upstate new york region that feeds on the marijuana plant ( mostly by lighting it on fire and inhaling the fumes). while from afar most would say this yetti look alike would be a strict heterosexual yet when closely examined he has a liking for young human males. perferably those that have been romantically involved with his human half sister. and yes all e rocks have human half sisters due to a genetic reverse mutative gene carried by the males that produces at least one human female per litter. e rocks have also been known to become highly addicted to pretty much any substnce including cat food and are also widely known for their severe infedelity. if seen in broad daylight e rocks will curl up into a ball , rock back and forth and blame it all on his mother. e rocks can be domesticated if given proper dicipline ( beatings , torture , starvation) and a good home ( cardbord box will do).
Yo e rock, why'd you smoke all my weed?
E rock curls up in fetal position and rocks back and forth.
The American spelling to pronounce Iraq the correct way.
When the American People say E Rock, they say it like the way Iraq is supposed to be pronounced.
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a as in aah
A hip-hop duo consisting of Robert Ginyard (Rob Base) and Rodney Bryce (D.J. E-Z Rock).
Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock aren't very well known except for their hit single "It Takes Two" from their first album in 1988.
They have only three albums: It Takes Two, The Incredible Base, and the reunion album Break Of Dawn. None of them sold very well though.
Example:
Person 1: "Have you heard It Takes Two by Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that song is awesome. It was ranked #37 in VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs."