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FITCH

An acronym that stands for frequently inhale the chronic herb. In simpler terms, the act of smoking weed.

I like to FITCH as soon as I wake up.

by oliver spitts December 16, 2019

FITCH

n. a cross between a fake person and a bitch see FLUT} or {FROSTITUTE}

She spoke to me in the nicest tone... what a fitch!

by FROST December 12, 2004

FITCH

a mix between flut and bitch...see FLUT

uhh, i hate her what a fitch faust

by FROST December 12, 2004

Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk? Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault April 14, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision. What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 05, 2012

the fitch

when you are scared to buy condoms so you put in in the rear

" Hey Lochy I'm going to have to do "The fitch" I'm way too scared to buy those condoms"

by fitcheypooo June 15, 2023

fitch

Commonly called a "polecat", but, the fitch is not a cat, and neither is it a skunk (which is also called a "polecat"). The fitch is the wild ancestor of the (domesticated) ferret.

I sure am glad someone decided to try to tame a fitch 10,000 years ago, because I just love my sweet little ferret.

by Jill Gibb June 08, 2006