A fork of Rural Dictionary
A flop who tries to hard to fit in and is a total loser. He is a total hood crip gangster. He thinks he can griddy
Lochy with an O is a total hood crip gangster yelled Mr Hamer
Lochie is a extremely nice person. He is very sweet and supportive. He is a very good kisser and knows how to make a girl blush. He is a extremely good story teller and very imaginative. Not to metion how fucking hot he is. He can probably get anygirl girl he wants. And he has a fucking sexy body and a sexy voice.
Who is that? That's lochie he is totally fucking sexy.
Funny as fuck. Extremely smart when he concentrates- which is never- and is very distracting. Very annoying but a great trustworthy mate. He'd be the kid to write qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in the teacher's computer.
Lochie is so irritating. Yeah but he is so funny.
A Lochie is someone who loves cars. However a Lochie loves cars in a way to sexual way. Don't let them near your car or they will start fucking it. A lochie also likes fucking turtles. They are very short and unreliable.
Lochie singing to random car: The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam When I'm holding your wheel All I hear is your gear With my hand on your grease gun Mmm, it's like a disease, son I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar Such a thrill when your radials squeal