A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for a shotgun. The word gauge comes from the caliber of the shotgun which is measured by gauge.
"I blasted that fucker with my gauge!"
Normally a good kid but will pee his pants if scared. Gauge is a force to be reckoned with when he's angry but when he's not he's a fluffy teddy bear. Nobody wants to go out with him because he is just a friend to everyone.
A really sweet and kind guy who cares for you no matter what. if you end up dating a gauge he will make you feel like you're the only one in the world. He's also really good in bed with a big penis.
You really want to date a gauge
A Gauge is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gauge. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gauge dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Have you seen Lizzie today? Guy 2:No, why? Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her! Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...