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Homer Simpson

Age: 39 Height: 6' Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.") Kids: 2.5 IQ: 75 Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

Homer Simpson

1. a cartoon character in "The Simpsons" that eats too much, drinks too much beer, and all in all is a complete moron, just funnier than the average moron. 2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all. 3. pure, crazy, insane luck.

"That four year old's driving!" "But he just won the Daytona 500!" "Looks like he pulled a Homer Simpson"

by yun kim April 22, 2004

Homer Simpson

The quintessential American.

Mmm... forbidden donut.

by LudwigVan November 12, 2003

Homer Simpson

an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his family

Marge: Homer Simpson! You get down here!

by Angie Fu Fu November 16, 2004

Homer Simpson

The most popular dad on tv(probably cuz he strangles his kids)

D'oh, said Homer Simpson

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020