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Hooptie

A junky, wothless car that the owner had put money into that only makes it look worse. Or even comical. Examples would be spinning plastic hubcaps, a fin, offroad tires, and a cheap stereo from Value City that will be stolen soon because the window will not roll up.

What do you mean that's your G Ride? That's just a hooptie.

by Tom G'Munny May 17, 2006

Hooptie

Broke down ass piece of shit car that yall dawgs b tryin to ride up in thinkin the lookin pimped wen they aint.

Look at that hooptie jermaine b ridin in, he can't hit this badonkadonk while thats the piece of shit he tryin to stunt.

by urpussy November 20, 2005

Hooptie

A worn out car, usually old

As 50 cent once said: “If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?”

by Saucydawsy November 08, 2019

Hooptie

A cool, personalized ride.

That bitch! Did he put new rubber on his hooptie?

by MarkGH September 18, 2006

Hooptie

There is a girl in Beaver County, PA that doesn't brush her teeth every day and she doesn't have health insurance or the internet. She drives a beat 89 cavalier and she is allways in faded jeans, sneakers and a hoody. I cant resist her cause i know i can get her. And she looks sooo good in a certain way. Please help me with this one guys, I know you know her...

"Aww dude check her out... look at that ass. Maybe she'd be into me if i put a new cd player in her car." Says Aaron. "Naww dude, shes a hooptie. Why dont you call that Brittany girl back?" Replied Diesel.

by HoopyLove November 30, 2004

Hooptie

Broke Ass Shit. Peice Of Shit

"Man Look At That Hooptie Ass Mall"

by Famous Mike January 17, 2008

Hooptie

Short for Hooptie Doo. A party or get-together where everyone brings something. Usually a bar-b-que is involved.

I going to the Hooptie at Rick's house.

by Red Eye the Pirate July 11, 2008