A fork of Rural Dictionary
A junky, wothless car that the owner had put money into that only makes it look worse. Or even comical. Examples would be spinning plastic hubcaps, a fin, offroad tires, and a cheap stereo from Value City that will be stolen soon because the window will not roll up.
What do you mean that's your G Ride? That's just a hooptie.
There is a girl in Beaver County, PA that doesn't brush her teeth every day and she doesn't have health insurance or the internet. She drives a beat 89 cavalier and she is allways in faded jeans, sneakers and a hoody. I cant resist her cause i know i can get her. And she looks sooo good in a certain way. Please help me with this one guys, I know you know her...
"Aww dude check her out... look at that ass. Maybe she'd be into me if i put a new cd player in her car." Says Aaron. "Naww dude, shes a hooptie. Why dont you call that Brittany girl back?" Replied Diesel.
Short for Hooptie Doo. A party or get-together where everyone brings something. Usually a bar-b-que is involved.
I going to the Hooptie at Rick's house.