Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Joobies

The lovely bosoms of a lovely Jewish lady.

"i'm dating miriam schwartz! it's a double win - my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!"

by Anne Copperdink December 02, 2008

joobie

an unofficial SI unit measuring wackiness.

that guy made a wacky face and gained 67 joobies!!!

by joobologist October 21, 2009

joobie

Boob longer than it is wide.

Jessica, you have really ugly joobies.

by justinna dong October 31, 2009

Jooby

Another version of the Scottish word for excrement/poo/stool I.e. Jobby.

I happened to visit the loo this morning and did a big poo. OR, (Scottish) I went tae the lavvy th'day an squeezed oot a belter ae a jooby

by Chazzyboy February 12, 2012

Jooby

An adjective for dorky

Tom is soo jooby, dosent he have a life?!?!?!

by Joobert 1 March 01, 2010

joobie

The breasts of a Jippo

Damn thats Jippo is a hoe, she just showed me her joobies.

by Mike C. (Adze) December 02, 2007

jooby woob

A jooby woob is a small, austrailian chicken native to sydney.

I ate jooby woob for dinner last night.

by Sean McAllister February 13, 2005