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kraemer

Someone who believes he is God's gift to earth. Begins balding at the age of 17. Has horrible breath and is not at all attractive. Basically a loser.

Do you see that 5'3 bald boy over there?
Yea that's a Kraemer

by cute4life February 04, 2009

Ryan Kraemer

A sweet sensitive person who is referred to as an all-around god. There is almost nothing this man can accomplish if his mind is set to it. A "Ryan Kraemer" is also a dancing fiend and all-star athlete. Basically, what I'm trying to say is he is the champ.

I wanna be a Ryan Kraemer. He is just someone I admire so much and aspire to be.

by Johnn Crack COrn May 05, 2011

mr. kraemer

an ugly teacher from cwms middle school who is a border line sex offender and has sweaty pits

wow, mr. kraemer is good at fucking

by ilikemakingurbandictionaries1 January 14, 2020