Country Dictionary

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Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 29, 2013

laptoping

The action of using a laptop. This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to? person 2:I'm just laptoping

by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010

Laptop

Mobile porn. Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

by I Love Beer and Boobs April 26, 2007

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright. Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

by Frinerd October 16, 2013

Laptoping

Using ur laptop for various things

Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh* Child: WOW! what doing? Man: laptoping

by The one who knows everthing August 27, 2009

Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.

laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!

by sanctusunus December 09, 2012

Laptop

It's like a mini tv just for porn.

I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress

by AMAG June 15, 2014