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Acronym meaning "Look man, not our problem". Response given in a technical situation where it simply is not your problem to worry about.

"The user hasn't been disabled from the network after he was fired? LMNOP."

Describing a person's long-winded story that is either a go-nowhere diatribe or an ill-fangled tangent that goes on and on to no end or point. A proper story between friends is an ABC or XYZ story. A beginning, middle, and end. An LMNOP story is completely meandering, all filler and fluff with no structure. A waste of time.

Nick: Hey Bill, did you listen to Ralph's story he was trying to tell? He must be on coke or something. Bill: Yeah, he was straight LMNOP on that one. I had no clue where he was going or ending with that story. I'm glad I walked away.

Love must need our patience

Girl: What does the ABCDEFG mean? Boy: A boy can do everything for girl Many people told the girl that there have HIJK. He is just kidding Girl smile and said: it's fine. Because LMNOP is after that. Love must need our patience

the fastest group of letters in the alphabet

a(delay) b(delay)c(delay)d(delay) e(delay) f(delay) g(delay) h(delay) I(delay)j(delay) k(delay) (ABC dude gives the mic to eminem) enimem: LMNOP (no delay letter after a letter

Laughing My Nuts Off, People

That shit was so funny, I was LMNOP!

"L"ick "M"y "N"ice "O"versized "P"enis. Can be used to show astonishment (like: Oh my gosh! That is so LMNOP! or LMNOP! that's awesome!) Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Why don't you suck my dick!"(like: You know what, you can LMNOP!") Can be used to show that some one is tripping or acting unreasonably (like: Calm down! Gosh, you are so LMNOPing!).

Why don't you LMNOP? Gosh, you're so LMNOPing. OMG!!!LMNOP!!!

An Acronym for the phrase "Laughing My Nuts Off, Pedro." Used commonly in the Latino community in place of the Caucasian acronym LMAO.

Juan: "Hey Raul, that girl has a big booty!" Raul: "LMNOP!" Juan: "I know, right!"