A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lease is just a way of life. When someone says something that just makes you cringe. When someone makes a bad joke; when something is not funny. You make this face :|
"Why did the Chicken cross the road" ME: LEASE
Usually a program to buy somthing you give payments of money to keep the object for a while but not actually buying, but nowa days kids have turned the word Lease into a word that may mean "give" or "bring it to me"
"Yo g i just got diz ill shiz shoes for fity dollas off a truck u down?" "Yo LEASE me somma doz i needs em"
"Is that a Rolls Royce from 2004? *proceeds to laugh*" "Shut up Jason! Your mums bentley is on a lease."
A way of saying "please" with a so-called 'attitude'
1: Man you think you're so good, but I'm way better. 2: Pa-lease, I can beat you ANY day!
"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.
Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.
Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.
Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.