A fork of Rural Dictionary
Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night. Did she bring a picnic basket of food? Of course not.
When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period *Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*
"I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light.
V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.
The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?" LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies." "Oh come, I want to hop on it." LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!" Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"
When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards.
Guy 1: Hey dude what is up? Guy2: I just railed this girl last weekend and she still has a red vagina. Guy 1: nice Little Red Riding Hood
a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.
"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?" "little red riding hood?" "yeah" "that bitch stole my turkey"
(Israeli expression) When you invite someone to meet on an innocent pretence and then ambush them (for example beat them up, kill them, blackmail them)
Dude, this guy invited me for a pizza and it actually was a little red riding hood
Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.
Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home. Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!