Country Dictionary

Farm animals such as goats, pigs, lambs and cows

It is time for the livestock sale.

commonly used in plural to indicate working women like hookers, or even whores and sluts.

...While he masturbates to photos of livestock, He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock... (the lyrics from Bloodhound Gang song)

A person who does not put things it in the right place.

Livestock is a tool.

says stupid things at random intervals

pumkin hehehehe

Another word used to describe crabs of the pubic region.

Dude, I can't stop itching my ballsac! These tiny livestock are on a stampede!

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes. Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken. Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today? Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

Insects eaten as gourmet food.

Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!