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lochlan

a guy who dates a lot of girls just for the sake of having a girlfriend

jeez that lochlan on to one over to the next

by datsurfchick June 24, 2014

lochlan

He's a cunt and a small dick man. he's the kind of guy that would fuck your mom with you watching.

Jeez what a lochlan

by Dubst3pcat23 April 10, 2019

Lochlan

He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader

Person 1: omg look at that guy Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him

by Jesscc May 29, 2018

Lochlan

Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.

Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There? Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan

by -M☺️ March 07, 2016

Lochlan

Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)

That Lochlan, what a guy.

by Mckenzie157 March 01, 2017

Lochlan

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan! Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

by Kola January 27, 2003

Lochlan

Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.

Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes. Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.

by brick shit house August 20, 2018