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Similar to skateboarding but the board is longer and there are different types. Some people just like to cruise around while others prefer downhilling, longboard dance, and freestyle.
I like longboarding better than skateboarding because I like the flow of the dance steps.
The fastest expanding form of skateboarding. Contrary to popular belief, the sport is greatly expansive beyond bros in board shorts (sadly, these are the most vocal assholes who own longboards, but are not necessarily longboarders). Disciplines include downhilling (trying to go as fast as possible, serious practitioners will wear leathers and full face helmets), freeriding (essentially doing slides and tricks combined with anything downhill, mostly done for fun), and freestyle (emulating shortboard tricks on larger decks). As the downhill riding community is starting to go mainstream, a proper comparison to regular short boards would be that of downhill/freestyle mtb to bmx; while both may have the same forms and ideas supporting them, their applications are greatly different and require skills respective to each, and thusly the similarities in said forms are not necessarily applicable to the ways they are used. Basically, regarding all the hate those who enjoy riding street/ park on a shortboard: don't worry about how other people are having fun and just enjoy what you do (I will say, if you wear flip flops while "skating" or ride a pintail cruiser, please; just stop).
Longboarder: Today I had a great longboarding sesh: started off railing a toeside corner going 40, then got my freeride deck out and got a 30ft standie, and finished off the day cruising around learning some big spins and old school kickflips for poops and giggles. Skater: You do any park or street shit? Longboarder: No, taking a longboard into a skatepark is ridiculous and annoying, though I sometimes ride bowls with my shortboard.
Longboarding is a way of life. When you longboard the earth stops spinning. Many people refer to it as a sport, but its life.
longboarding is gnarly.
A coasting vehicle, relativly close to a skateboard, but twice the size. Manuvered with your body movements according to the direction in which you want to go. Also, extremely dangerous and extremely kickass. :)
I was longboarding, and was ticked for doing double the speedlimit, in a residental area.
Eating ass while hanging from your toenails.
I'm looking for a chick who loves longboarding and deep throating.
A very close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, made for losers who never managed to learn an ollie within a week, so they decided to retreat to longboarding. This so-called sport allows 14-year-old wannabe-skaters to claim they skate, but disappoint everybody when seen in public with a longboard. On a longboard, there are not so many tricks, and tricks have little to no use. All parts of the board (Wheels, deck, trucks) are oversized, making the board almost useless, and considered stupid by many. Many people quit skateboarding and pick up a longboard because they fail so hard and know it would be embarrassing, so as an excuse for not knowing tricks, pussy teenage "skaters" they ride around on a longboard. True skaters and such consider longboarders "Gay-ass faggots who have no life and eat dick for a living" (true story).
Jacob: My name is Jacob, and I love skateboarding! Abdi: Really? I had no idea! *later that day* Abdi: Where's your skateboard? Jacob: This is it! *holds up longboard* Abdi: That's a longboard, you fucking dumbass. Longboarding is different from skating. Jacob: No, it's a skateboard, and I'm good at it! Senor Chang: Hah, GAYYYY!