A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one kid that is probably in your group and acts like a total douche because he likes a girl/guy but when they have no one on their mind there such sweet and energetic people
Guy: fake girl moans.
lonzo: UGH YOU ARE SO GROSS
Simply the mix of Jimmy Butler and Drake , son of the most confident father of the world
Friend 1: Hey , Lonzo Ball how you doin
LaVar Ball: Do not talk to my son, he is a Laker now
The child of a parent who gets too involved in their life and work.
Person 1: My dad keeps telling the scouters about my skills.
Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lonzo Ball.
the goat
gonna average 20 10 10 next year
mono : is lebron the goat?
me: no lonzo ball is the goat
A white man that thinks he’s black and good at basketball and his jumpshot is broker than shaq at the freethrow line.
Lonzo Ball’s form is ugly as hell.
Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'
I love you, Lonzo Ball