Country Dictionary

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Monkee

He is the most powerful Monkey, he is the most powerful GOD and we must protect him at all cost.

Look, i am the Monkee god!

by FearlessTS December 08, 2020

Monkee

A mutated monkey escaped from a test lab. It pees out of it's ass, and shits out of his dick. Discovered when I was drunk 2 weeks ago.

I was walking around, and a monkee suddenly peed on me.

by BaboonNL January 10, 2005

Monkee

A person that knows how to spell the word and the IQ of the person is higher than juice WRLD when he would take all his pills he took at the same time

A monkee fucked your mom and you son of a bitch cant fuck a dead person you fat virgin you are worthless i could try to sell you for some money no one would pay for a little shit like you bitch!

by Cawck sucker November 24, 2020

Monkee

a very smart person that can spell monkee his IQ is higher than juice wrld would get if he would take all his pills he took at the same time Respect!

A monkee fucks your dad and you cant even fuck a dead person it turns around in the grave you fat bitch you suck!

by Cawck sucker November 24, 2020

Monkees

The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.

"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."

by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004

Monkees

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.

I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.

by Christine July 17, 2004

Monkees

I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.

BANANAS THAT'S RIGHT oh

by Sleepy Jean August 04, 2004