A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression used to display surprise, disgust, hatred, awe, excitement or acceptance. Oos is a flexible term that can be jammed into almost any scenario and still make sense. Its pronunciation is paramount in order to convey maximum effectiveness. the oo at the start is said the same way as the oo in book is pronounced, and the s is normal. Oo-s.
Billy: Oi Kurt, dare you to drink the bong water you pussy faggot
Kurt: Yeah righto mate, bottoms up shit head! (drinks bong water)
Billy: Oos!
Jameson: Oi check that bird with the nice ass.
Max: Oos bro that's one hell of a piece!
(chick turns around and reveals a proper hunchback from 300 face)
Jameson & Max: Ooooooss!!
Bob: Oi Jessup, a hundred bucks if you shoot a basket from the half-way line.
Jessup: You're on mate. (He shoots, he scores!)
Bob: Oos cunt. Here's a watermelon.
Dangles: Oi Wally, what do you get when you throw a baby down the stairs?
Wally: I don't know you bloody noonga. What?
Dangles: An erection!
Wally: Oos.
The oldest known definition that precedes all these Millennial driven meanings is that of, "Yes, I understand" which has it's roots in martial arts training or history of the GoJu Ryu. That is the deepest most meaningful meaning. However, it also expands over a broader range to mean, "I see. I acknowledge."
Eg. Someone shows you how to do something. Oos! And is said in thankful tone.
You can approach someone right after graduation. Oooos! Said with excitement.
You can be reprimanded about something. Oos. Said with an I'm sorry attitude.
There is a whole yin-yang aspect to it. Can be soft, hard, or however it needs to conform to the scenario.
Tony was training for a full contact fight and was placed on a strict diet. While working for Sensei, he dumbly ordered a pizza and proceeded to eat it in front of Sensei. Clearly Sensei was not pleased. He reamed Tony out with disbelief. Tony replied in an apologetic but understanding manner, Oos Sensei. Tony went on to lose the fight is fat today
Johnny was courting Stephanie for a few months, but was holding out. When Johnny woke up in the morning with a massive smile, his roommate knowing that Stephanie slept over, he paused and said, Noooo?! Johnny said with a huge grin, YES! Johnny replied almost yelling, OOOOOOOS! and fist bumping him.
Jill was a 1st year resident at the local hospital. During the operating room procedure the surgeon showed her how to do a technique. She replied, thankfully, Oos. The surgeon said, "hunh". Jill said, oh, sorry...had you mixed up with my Sensei. The surgeon still confused proceeded with the case.
The sound somebody makes when a hard dick enters their arse.
Kerzman said "Oos" as Peter entered him from behind.
An emoticon used to represent an e30 BMW.
I used to drive a oo==oo...it was fun.