A fork of Rural Dictionary
for men: the catchment area around the base of the penis usefull to stop spunk dripping on your balls after a good hard wank.
for women: the only pratical use is to punish their boyfriends but not shaving then demanding a make up munch.
man lays on his back expressing himself the way he knows best as he is so distracted he forgets to reach for a tissue eee by gum what a mess but he has to stand to reach his wiper low and behold the sex wee gets trapped in his spiders web and saves the carpet. PUBES!!
~To pube~
The act of taking your shaved pubes and sprinkling them on someone while they are sleeping
Or actively shaving your pubes over someone while they are sleeping
Tonight I am going to pube Jack's face.
There will be a massive pubing tonight.
indiscriminately shedding pubic hairs in public places
I haven't shaved in a really long time, so I was pubing all over the toilet seat.
Barbed wired little guys that lie dormant like a blanket on top of the pubic bone regime and stay in tact by bulbs and skin
The last time he went down on me, he got his pubes stuck in his front teeth. I didn’t tell him because I thought it was so funny.
A course, curly hair that grows around teh groin of both male and females. Often found on computer desks or on the carpets in your friends bedrooms.
Hmm their seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin, I don't know whos it is...
I managed to staunch my bleeding anus with expired pubes from off the landing