A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that can queef on command.
My mom is a queefer, I told her to queef and she did.
One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.
She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.
The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart
the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.
the act of queefing during a frightened or nervous state; in most cases a queef accompanied by simultaneous quivering.
adam - "Heather, did you just rip one?"
Heather - "No Adam, girs don't fart. That was
a queefer. They happen sometimes when I get nurvous."
or
Heather sat queefering after realizing that she was being followed by a pack of wild angry mongeese.
queefer, air explosion between the leggs
an explosion in a fat womans canyon cunt