A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese. 2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item. 3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.") 2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar." 2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.
She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.
schmear, the word for smearing turds on your wall
grant : schmear Todd:*under mind control* okay then master *takes a big one on the floor*
A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.
After my partner played the big black I threw the ace of diamonds out there as schmear.