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Shitlocks- Dreadlocks but they look like complete shit so their called Shitlocks

His deadlocks were shitty, so we called them Shitlocks

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?" "Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.

Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!

1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks 2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows

1.) That guy need to shave them shitlocks out of his head!! 2.) Jim: You ugly Bob: Yo mama Jim: Shut-up and take them shitlocks down Bob: Fuck you man

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.