A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.
I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!
when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance
Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van
A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.
An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....
That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....
Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...
A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.
After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.
One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.
Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!