A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adj. Used to describe something of equal parts good and bad.
Hey Jon, the hottest cop pulled me over today!
No way that is tit shit.
A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.
Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car
Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time
Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits
They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.
Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.
1 b. Something bad.
2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.
3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."
1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"
2. "Shit tits!"
3. "you don't know shit tits about that"