Country Dictionary

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WALNUT

A Walnut is a cunt who is just a cunt and will say cunty things because hes a cunt

*your doing there own thing*
*Walnut enters room and flip table and throws your stuff on the floor*
Walnut: *autistic Screeching*
John: Fuck off Walnut

by Antiseve November 08, 2017

walnutting

When a man sticks his finger up his ass-hole in order to tickle his prostate, causing an instant, extreme orgasm. The prostate (looking like a walnut) is commonly used as a sex toy for vietnamese people.

Jose Buisto likes walnutting

by reivergirlala October 02, 2008

Walnut

A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.

"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"

by Pseudonyms 6969 December 11, 2015

walnuts

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

by cgp24 December 13, 2010

walnut

A nut

I like to eat walnuts

by bill November 21, 2002

walnut

A person who likes to shop or hang out at Wal-Mart a lot.

She is such a walnut.

by Bed time April 01, 2010

Walnuts

Another name for John McCain.

Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?

by Iacopus August 08, 2008