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Pissed, Drunk, monged

'Lets get wazzled'
'I was totally wazzled last night'

It means to give head/ suck dick

Boy: hey wanna run wazzles
Girl:what’s wazzles
Boy: it’s head
Girl: aight bet

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

State of being in which a person has little or no sense, use, or purpose.
A person who wazzles is referred to as a Wazzler.

Instead of doing your homework, you spent the day wazzling!
You wazzled the whole day! You're fired!

a dancing style originated from finland, it's basically shuffle with some sick muzz thrown in

x: do you see that person wazzling right there?
y: damn, that wazzle style dancing is smooth and aesthetic as f**k man...

A wank, to masturbate.

We didn't have sex, so I had a wazzle.

Scottish slang for urination.

I'm just aff for a wazzle.

I wouldn't wazzle on him if he was on fire.