A fork of Rural Dictionary
To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
David: "Jades asked me to marry her" Elliot: "Zoink!" -or- Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate" Rob: "oh Zoink"
When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat: Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you Jane: Oh please no! or for fun: Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you Jane: Oh well..
A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.
"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer." "Did you zoink my shoes dude?" "Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."
That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked