A fork of Rural Dictionary
this is like, sex in the butt.
"I like anal sex with my coffee in the morning."
The ultimate form of birth control.
And much cheaper than condoms.
guy to friend: dude she let me have some anal sex. friend: in the butt? Guy: in the butt dude in the butt. Friend: props man.
the insertion of a penis or other phallic shaped implement into the anus. the act is popular among hardy sluts and tolerated by wives and girlfriends. must be used with caution by male partner or other sanctioned penetrator as the urge to scream, 'take it, bitch, take it hard!', while performing the act is quite intense and these observations, if not pre-approved, may lead to tears and hitting. anal sex is also cherised by the gay community.
bob and sally had anal sex for the first time on their wedding night. afterwards bob slept soundly while sally felt like an object. sebastian and julian swallowed some poppers and did anal in the alley behind the club.
Okay, seriously, i have read about 4 pages of these and guys talk about girls literally shitting all over the place. You cant expect to just shove it up in her ass...and you shouldnt do this with complete strangers, ya never know who elses ass they have been up...I personally LOVE anal sex because when i do do it, its done right. If your worried about your girlfriend "Shitting" all over you (which rarely happens unless her ass is stretched out THAT much ick anyways) Ask her to do an enema a few hours before...it only takes 5 minutes and it COMPLETELY cleans the rectum out and its healthy to do..leaving room for your cock or plug for Double Pen, depending on what your in to and its MUCH more pleasurable...and there is NO mess or as some of you idiots would put it "corn shit" or whatever you guys said...Anal Sex is VERY pleasurable and orgasmic if you fucks would do it right...try the enema before, guaranteed its 100x better... Have a good one :D
The RIGHT way to have anal sex
1. Fun! 2. An act of intercourse that involves inserting the penis, fingers or another object into the anus in order to provide stimulation and pleasure to the reciever, and/or giver. May involve lubricants in order to ease movement. Can be done alone or with a sexual partner. 3. A sexual act that is prohibited by certian religions as "unclean" or "impure", such as in Orthodox Judaism and in some circles of Christianity. 4. A sexual act that is banned in certian countries and states, such as Mississipi, USA.
1. "Thanks for the anal sex...it was a blast." 2. "He teased the tight ring of muscles with a slick finger before pressing it inside himself." 3. "INFIDELS!" 4. "What the HELL do you think you're doing?"