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ass-puke

A synonym for taking a crap

"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."

Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

Shit ass puke

a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke

hand me the shit ass puke I'm cold