A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst. 2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet! 2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.
I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.
a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.
Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression" Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
When drilling a girl in the ass and finally releasing, if you wait 5 minutes she will perform an ass blast covering any and all substances around with cum and shit.
I kicked that bitch in her stupid face because she assblasted me.
when a bird gets spooked and ejects its tail feathers
oh my god, that bird just had an ASSBLAST !
1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person. 2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something. Synonymous with "you got served."
The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster