A fork of Rural Dictionary
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
a dude who fucks chicks so damn hard in the ass they get owned
dude i blasted this chicks ass last night
if one was to catch sight of a gun loaded up someones butt, that gun would be an assblaster
example? example? I dont need no stinkin example
1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person. 2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something. Synonymous with "you got served."
The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.
An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus. Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst. 2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet! 2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!