Country Dictionary

Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp

You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.

being so drunk you piss your pants and try to take a shit on a strangers couch

Dude you totally conklined last night!

A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.

Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin

Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.

a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.

That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.

To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.

"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."

"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"

The damn assholes who edit Urban Dictionary!

"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"

A mistake made right after a teacher or supervising officer tells you not to make that mistake.

Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.