A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone of complete coaching power, they are the best coach there is
"today at practice croach was so awesome, she's the best croach i've ever had"
"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"
A funny way to say cockroach.Also known as croachys :D
Oh no!A croach came out from under that trashcan!
Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.
Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!
Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.
Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".
1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"