A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing Will's mom.
I was crusin Susan last night Will. Crusin her! Crusin her Will!
The number one bestest arcade game eva' it involves driving sweet pimped out cars such as an alian mobile or Hippy Bus drivers include a Clown, Mr.T, and the pros at the game choose Baby (preferbly with a big head!!!)
Chris-Sup nikka what'cha doing Sam- I'm Playing crusin exotica Dude Chris-I got nextys Sam-ok but I have a pocket full of quarters ~I pitty the foo who hates this game
When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.
Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.