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Cruzing

Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.

by SheriffBoss September 13, 2017

Cruzing

The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.

Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice. Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate. Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.

by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017

Cruze

Loves horses, great bestfriend, Boyfriend, awesome personality Shy when you first meet him, Has cute nieces and nephews, Can score the cutest girls in the world, travles all over!

Do you know cruze? Person; yuh the fast guy? Me;Yeaaa i know that tugey

by Thrasher_Vibes August 29, 2018

Cruzing

Searching for porn on twitter

Dude, I just caught your dad Cruzing.

by NotTedCruz September 12, 2017

cruze

fat very fat

cruze is super fat

by oinjk jhbn June 17, 2018

Cruzing

Avoiding yr responsibilities and going on vacation instead

Rather than facing the tragedy in TX Ted Cruz went cruzing to Mexico 🇲🇽 to enjoy his vacation in Cancun

by Veronique Veronneau February 18, 2021

Cruze

An economy car made by Chevrolet. There's a very large car enthusiast group dedicated to the Cruze called Cruzetalk.

Do you have the BNR tune on your Cruze? What all have you done to your Cruze?

by anothey93 December 11, 2016