A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who is almighty and great in every way, shape, and/or form. To be anywhere in his presence is such an honor that only a chosen few are allowed to do. Derm is also one that works well with O'Meany. Together they form a team that Gerlach can never destroy.
-"Hey man, did you see Derm over there?" "No, he wouldn't let me look at him." -"Derm, I will destroy your face."
A state of spiritual nirvana where you and your pedalboard are one. A person who derms possesses infinite awesomeness and worships the almighty Matt Dermon and looks to him for guidance in their everyday lives. The movement was founded by disgruntled Pedalboards of Doom members who were exiled from the group and went on to start their own where they live in peace and harmony. The word Derm can also mean “good” or a sign of approval from fellow Dermers.
Dermatology, the study of skin. Can also be used to refer to dermatologists, the doctors who specialize in skin, hair, and nail conditions.
But I didn't know anything about moles, and so I pretended to be a big shot and used my 'Dr. Basch' title to get her to the derm clinic that morning, and the resident in derm slobbered all over himself because he would get to look at her mons and panties instead of the usual excoriated psoriatic lesions of the gomers and he took a little biopsy of it and within twenty-four hours he told her it was just a mole and completely benign and she was not going to die. DERM ADVANTAGES: Money. Travel to sunny conventions. Naked skin--attraction. DISADVANTAGES: Gomers. Contagion. Naked skin--repulsion.