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tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object
After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.
When somebody tries to pick out of a crowd who farted by calling doorknob and watching who flinches or rushes towards the door. The person who was successfully doorknobbed is beat to the ground by the doorknobber and surrounding friends. This method is very effective when one has a good idea who let loose the stink.
When Bob notices the smell of fart in the room, he suspects Jim. Bob calls doorknob at Jim while running at him with fist in air hoping that Jim will rush towards the doorknob thereby validating Bob's pummeling of Jim. The doorknobbing goes horribly wrong when Jim, who hadn't farted, bitches the whole night about the bruises on his arm, while Bob looks like a dick.
a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out of the farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her.
SITUATION 1:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob!"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorknob
5. life goes back to normal
SITUATION 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob
5. steve never farts again
SITUATION 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: "safety"
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing
Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.
"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
Known for being illegal to lick on other planets
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob
A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.
A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes