A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large Hulk like beast that roams the woods of New Hampshire preying on bigfoot and little virgins. It is rumored that the dick of the ferg can cure all diseases with its touch.
Man I was hiking the other day and I saw a Fergy across the forest. It was fucking crazy!
To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.
I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.
One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.
That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
The used condoms on the bedroom floor.
You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.
Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"