A fork of Rural Dictionary
wrinkles you get your fingers after you have been in the bath for to long.
"oh man! i have finkles again!
When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.
While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.
An abstract mass coming out of said persons rectum/anus.
Rhett’s finkle is growing bigger by the day.
to tinker or fidget with in pursuit of a solution, serving as a means to an end.
Melanie saw a faulty trash can, but a quick finkle was all that was necessary to put together a new and improved, super useful (and recycled!) trash can.
Christopher finkled with the equation until he was satisfied with its solution.
Getting a handjob through your pants.
Kyle got a finkle because his chick was afraid of pubic hair.
To take such a big hit that you go into a quick coma in which you are unable to succesfully interact with another person. Usually takes place in Yakov Shimbergs basement. Quite a rare occasion but one that has been witnessed by many people. Side effects may include causing ditching of all other freinds and later feeling the need to show up because they are such good freinds. Perment effects include not giving rides at all even though they cared for him.
Tyrone: Yo that hit was so Big
Jim: Yeah man, hope he doesnt finkle like last time.
Tyrone: Yea we had to like check on him in the middle of the night because where so loyal to him