A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person is feeling really horny or just looking for someone to spend the night with. Similar to feeling broody but instead of wanting children wanting sex.
Boy 1: she is so in season Boy 2: Yh she was all over me
The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained
"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?" "I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen; Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting? Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.) "Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty." The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie." "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!" "Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality
Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.