A fork of Rural Dictionary
The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
A dirty whore who poses as a clown.
Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?
Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?
A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.
Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!
The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.
"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"
To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.
Yep, I like to hot krumpet sometimes.
A small proportion of ecstasy or black market drugs.
“Please johnny, I would like another krumpet of ecstasy “, said Margaret