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Lonestar

The international beer of Texas. Commonly consumed by teenagers.

"Drink Lonestar or commit treason"

by fuckyallimfromtexas July 07, 2009

Lonestar

1. v. To fail epically despite being previously hyped and acclaimed. 2. v. To disappear immediately from the collective consciousness without warning. 3. n. A reputable person with superior skills, but terrible luck. Based upon the immensely popular and long-running television series, "Lone Star".

The biggest lonestar of 1986 was Bill Buckner.

by Vance Platinum October 28, 2010

Lonestar

Another term for a Texan, more specifically someone considered badass or hardcore Texan.

You don't mess with that lonestar man... he's at least 6 foot 5 and twice as mean. Didja see that Pat Greene concert last night? Man, he is lonestar dude...

by JRobertson November 19, 2008

Lonestar

The most awesome country band of all time. And don't say they stink, *cough cough Francesca cough* cause they don't. Really. Why would I lie to you?

Your mom is not as awesome as Lonestar.

by Sabu April 24, 2005

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

by Big Dirt April 04, 2013

Lonestar

An alias used by a Danish artist residing in a suburb to Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark). See also lstar or L*

Check out this new piece of art by Lonestar..!

by Pepe Salvador February 03, 2005

Lonestar illusions

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010