A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.
Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.
A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.
someone is actually talking to moustachio.
Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.
a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts. a2:Yep the full handle bar.
The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"
Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny