A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!
Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.
jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.
You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.
Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack
When a woman is sitting on a man's face (69 position or otherwise) and she smears her dirty ass all over his face. Just like getting a mudpack facial at the spa.
I gave John a mississippi mudpack the other day. He's still picking shit out of his nose.