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One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female. Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.

"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."

ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....

"OMG,this fucking muffdiver doesn't kno how to give head to save his life!!!"

an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.

Like, Duh, I am a Freaking Idiot. I made up a trashy new word. Lets see if all my trashy little friends like it. Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."