A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc
She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich
dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.
the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing
Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.
originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut
"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"
On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort
I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.
a man with mustard on his nuts
when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
im gonna give her a mustard nuts
hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts