A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wind up having a child then writing a book about it :)
Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.
"So put the parenthesis here?" "Yeah" "Aight Thanks"
A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations. Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake. When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal? Person 2: 20! Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations. Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob! Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue. Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
the wrinkles around your mouth for laughing and/or smiling so much, they kind of look like parenthesis around your mouth
That girl has some serious laughing parenthesis.
The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips. These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses. It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth. Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed! I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!
Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips. These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses. It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth. Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed! I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!